Showing posts with label game. Show all posts
Showing posts with label game. Show all posts

Friday, September 17, 2010

Awesome Thing - Rock, Paper, Scissors

Today's awesome thing of the day is an age old game: rock, paper scissors. Actually, I don't know how old the game is...

(time passes)

Okay I checked on wikipedia. Basically, no one knows, but it was popularized in the later 1900s in Japan. Now that you've learned something, have an demotivational poster as an award:


Seconds before they're all covered by a huge piece of paper.

I've always thought people played rock, paper, scissor (RPS) to pass the time, much like Chinese checkers or picking your nose. However, I've found out that some people actually take this game seriously. In fact, there's a whole study of advanced techniques of the game.

Advanced RPS (http://www.worldrps.com/advanced.html) details it. Reading it will make you smarter, guaranteed. I mean, just look at it!
The Character of Scissors
Scissors are a tool. As children, we use them to cut construction paper for craft projects. As adults, we may cut cloth for clothing or use scissors to open plastic packaging. Scissors are associated with industry, craft work, making things. There is still a certain amount of aggression associated with scissors; they are, after all, sharp and dangerous implements. Scissors, however, represent aggression that is controlled, contained, re-channeled into something constructive. In RPS, scissors are often perceived as a clever or crafty throw, a well-planned outflanking maneuver. As such, players are more likely to use scissors when they are confident or winning.
 You feel that? That's your brain growing.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Awesome Halo: Reach Blowout

Twas' the night before Halo: Reach launch, and all through the world,
all the Xbots were waiting, their expectations swirled.
"When will it be midnight?" as they twittled their thumbs.
They need something awesome, till that time comes!

 Yep, epic Halo: Reach awesomeness incoming. Watch out, it's gonna get messy...
Glitches first, funny pictures later.
 

Assassination Glitch


Okay, now we get to funny pictures

Yeah Microsoft, harder!
My skin, it's burned clear off!

Chuck. Norris.
I could think of so many jokes right now...




Now we'll close it out with some awesome videos, and something very special.

Red vs. Blue Episode 1 (insane cursing warning)


Insane Halo 3 Suicide


Halo: Reach Trailer Song



For people who think Halo is too pretty, click here. What is it? Not gonna say (Hint: 2600 + emulator = ?)

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Awesome Flash Game - Nanaca Crash

I wonder what game this could be a screen shot of...
 Infomercial Time!
Are you feeling angry? Did your boyfriend act really douchey today? Do you want to go out and hit someone with your bicycle sending them flying 20 meters into the air? If so, you'll love the awesome of this day!

The Awesome of the Day for September 11th is the flash game Nanaca†Crash (http://megami.starcreator.com/nanaca-crash/). The premise of the game is simple: hit a dude with a bike, then make him travel as far as possible. It's basically the best penguin launch flash game, ever. Why?


1. Anime Girls
That are based on an adult PC game. For all you perves, (pervs?) that should be enough already.


2. The Epic Special Attacks
In the game, there are many people standing around, waiting for falling man meat to come and crash into them. But do you think they just get hit and die, as logic would dictate? No, this is a Japanese game silly! They punch the guy into the frickin' air!

What's really in the center of the sun: Asian people
Double-kick-punch-molestation-no-jutsu!
































3. Gotta beat that score...
This game is addictive. Once you start playing it, your free time will just fly by. It's the perfect mix of luck and reflexes that makes crack seem positively boring. Play it now, play it forever.

And if you want a score to beat, just look at mine. Pretty beast, no?

Play it, love it, eat it for breakfast.
See you on the highscores!