The Official List of the Best Things in Existence

1.4.3 FTW

Here at Whoa Awesome, we are constantly on the look out for awesome things. So when I cam across this list, I knew it was a winner. So today's Awesome Thing of the Day is a list all the best things in existence. Not a small task to write that list, which is why I didn't. The fine folks at Uncyclopedia made it.

The Official List of the Best Things in Existence (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Official_List_of_the_Best_Things_in_Existence) contains the best things since God to Eminem. And the best thing is, since it's a wiki, you can edit it all to oblivion!

A sample entry goes something like this:

Sandals

1,500 BC-47 BC
Sandals were a universal godsend, as nearly every culture on earth discovered them around the same time, all giving positive reviews. The Hebrews said “Whether wandering in the desert for forty years, running from our captors or defeating our would-be oppressors, sandals keep our feet comfortable.” The popular Roman advertisements claimed “Sandals: Jvst do it!” Even the Japanese, on the other side of the world, noted “The sandal prevents our feet from turning hard and calloused like that of a dog.”

People have way too much time on their hands.

Wow. I just realized this is the first post that doesn't have the world "awesome" in the title. Sign of the apocalypse.