Cigar Guy Meme

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Hes the guy with the cigar

This is the original

The meme

Cigar Guy meme. The funniest thing that happened to Tiger Woods since he had sex with 1000 women.

For more stupid renditions of this picture go to: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/smiling-cigar-guy-ashraf

The Official List of the Best Things in Existence

1.4.3 FTW

Here at Whoa Awesome, we are constantly on the look out for awesome things. So when I cam across this list, I knew it was a winner. So today's Awesome Thing of the Day is a list all the best things in existence. Not a small task to write that list, which is why I didn't. The fine folks at Uncyclopedia made it.

The Official List of the Best Things in Existence (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Official_List_of_the_Best_Things_in_Existence) contains the best things since God to Eminem. And the best thing is, since it's a wiki, you can edit it all to oblivion!

A sample entry goes something like this:

Sandals

1,500 BC-47 BC
Sandals were a universal godsend, as nearly every culture on earth discovered them around the same time, all giving positive reviews. The Hebrews said “Whether wandering in the desert for forty years, running from our captors or defeating our would-be oppressors, sandals keep our feet comfortable.” The popular Roman advertisements claimed “Sandals: Jvst do it!” Even the Japanese, on the other side of the world, noted “The sandal prevents our feet from turning hard and calloused like that of a dog.”

People have way too much time on their hands.

Wow. I just realized this is the first post that doesn't have the world "awesome" in the title. Sign of the apocalypse.

Awesome Website - ToneMatrix

Awesome of the Day for September 9th is the website ToneMatrix (http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix). It's a little flash app that lets you create music just by filling in blocks. The beat line goes across the columns and the blocks are like notes. The higher you place them, the higher pitched the sound is. Sound confusing? Then you're stupid, because it's easy and AWESOME. Perhaps a visual would help?

This is the future. Okay, maybe not but it's cool

 

 

 

Yes, that is a poorly drawn Mario jumping over a poorly drawn pipe to a poorly drawn question mark block. And yes, I made that.

Copy The Music, Literally
Another cool feature about ToneMatrix is that you can literally copy your tune and paste other people's tunes. How? Just right click on the app and click "Copy". Mind. Blown.

My Mario image / tune is this code, for example:
65536,65536,66076,80628,69524,80532,66292,69660,126976,126976,127230,69882,65706,65762,65790,65536
 Just copy that and paste it into the app.

Secret Awesomeness!
Here's another code for a super secret message.
11166,10890,11934,8192,12190,10384,12184,8208,12190,8320,12222,8362,12194,8192,12160,10880

What is it? If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret, would it? The correct answer is "No, it wouldn't", BTW.